Oh, that darn porn. It is so disgusting and degrading. What can be more sinful than two or more consenting adults having sex? And as for the adults that watch those movies, I hope they do not live near any schools.
So I was wondering. Why is President Obama trying to take our right to bear arms away? I mean, what if some family planning clinic moves into the neighborhood? How are we supposed to protect ourselves against all that filth and scum if we cannot buy a decent, semi automatic weapon?
What do you call someone with adult movie collection? A pervert.
What do you call someone with a firearm collection? An American. Just remember that if the sales guy in the sporting goods store asks you what kind of game you are hunting, don’t say it is for home security. Just say what rifles are good for hunting deers and bears.
And remember, as the NRA spokesmen say, guns do not kill people. People kill people, in abortion clinics, churches, and at the convenience store when that danged Pakistani behind the counter tells you he’s all out of Marlboro cigarettes.
So pick which is more dangerous in the hands of the general public, an adult sex movie, or a firearm?
“And ask yourself won question, do I feel lucky?”