pope benedict naturally being palapatine, which R&S protestant fundie would we catholics be trying to “turn to the dark side” which R&Ser would darth vader be, as well as leia
and what religion would han solo represent?

7 comments to “Spiritually Speaking If We Were Making A Comedy Movie About The Catholic Church And Star Wars?”

  1. ??lly says:

    Han Solo would be an atheist “Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.”
    As for which R&S protestant fundie should the Catholics try to “turn to the dark side”, that would be Chris/CJ.

  2. Tolstoye says:

    Ahem.
    The correct response is, “Etcum spiritu tuo.”
    Doggone modernists, anyway…
    Oh, and the plot-line would have been greatly complicated because in addition to fathering Luke, Darth Vader would have had 17-other kids; six of them would have been girls named Mary Margaret.

  3. Yuri Gregarin says:

    Dude
    I am Han solo. I am obviously the worst behaved good guy and the only one with a real criminal background before conversion

  4. scaerdry says:

    Heh–morgaine, or fireball.
    Leia–the fundis could fight over that one.
    ImaCatholic could be DV.
    Han Solo-definately an athiest.
    Peace

  5. Darth Eowyn says:

    I’ve always sorta thought of it as
    “May the Force be with you.”
    Response: “and also with you”.

  6. Tattoomo says:

    Darth Vader is without a doubt: Marty
    Hans Solo represents: Atheism (my husband actually interjected on this one)
    List of Fundies to turn to the “dark side” (but as we know, we are actually in the Light):
    Chris/CJ/David
    Susanna
    and . . . Pastor Art — however Darth Marty better watch out if he does come over, because he’ll try and throw him over!
    I get to be Padme’!
    And Bwaaahaaaahaaaaaa Adam, may the force be with you!

  7. Captain Klepto says:

    the catholic church and star wars are both from the pits of hell and the 666 babylon don’t you read the bible?

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